Wednesday, 28 May 2014

Why I am mentally scarred for life

Note to all parents


Let me just start by saying that I can't be the first one who has gone through this horrible experience and I certainly wont be the last. It's hard to even write but here goes nothing.
I hear my parents going at it.
Sexually.
A lot.
And loudly.
I'm not proud of it either, I mean it's not like I can just go up to my mum and be like "Oh hey mum...yeah I had a great day at school... see I was just wondering if you could quieten down your sexual escapades please. Thanks."
I have however come up with a coping method; I cover my ears with my hands and close my eyes tight while singing the first song that comes into my head. Then after a considerable period of time I either fall asleep or decide its safe to uncover my ears. 
Usually its the first one because I never feel brave enough to take that chance.
I really hope that my mum never finds out what she has put me through because she would probably never look at her poor sweet innocent daughter the same way again.
So I just have one message for parents...
KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN. THIS GENERATION IS ALREADY PRETTY MESSED UP AS IT IS, WE DO NOT NEED MORE PROBLEMS ADDED TO THE LIST.
I will never do this to my kids.
If I ever have them.
Which seems unlikely since I am forever alone.
Not that I'm complaining, who needs boys? Not me.
I'm going now...BYE!!!

My blog: Why? Who? What?

My Blog: Why? Who? What?

Sooo… A blog hey?
Right, i'm going to start by telling you that I wont be revealing my identity in the foreseeable future (not gonna lie I feel like a secret agent writing that…umm no)  and all you need to know is that I'm a young teenager that hopes to one day become a journalist or an author or something along those lines. Because of this don't expect my grammar or language or anything to be that great (or even good) but i'll try and make it bearable, however I am definitely still learning.
I am starting this blog to hopefully provide something that other teenagers can relate to and also because I have no social life and lots of spare time that should not be spent watching as much Youtube videos as I do. It's not healthy. Seriously.
This is going to be pretty random and in not exactly sure what I'm gonna post but yep. Planning is not my strong point. I'm kinda just gonna go with the flow (I'm aware no one says that anymore…apparently I'm bringing it back )

Ummm,bye?
signing out now.
I'll be back.
Hopefully.
This is taking to long.
Okay, BYE!!!!!!