Note to all parents
Let me just start by saying that I can't be the first one who has gone through this horrible experience and I certainly wont be the last. It's hard to even write but here goes nothing.
I hear my parents going at it.
Sexually.
A lot.
And loudly.
I'm not proud of it either, I mean it's not like I can just go up to my mum and be like "Oh hey mum...yeah I had a great day at school... see I was just wondering if you could quieten down your sexual escapades please. Thanks."
I have however come up with a coping method; I cover my ears with my hands and close my eyes tight while singing the first song that comes into my head. Then after a considerable period of time I either fall asleep or decide its safe to uncover my ears.
Usually its the first one because I never feel brave enough to take that chance.
I really hope that my mum never finds out what she has put me through because she would probably never look at her poor sweet innocent daughter the same way again.
So I just have one message for parents...
KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN. THIS GENERATION IS ALREADY PRETTY MESSED UP AS IT IS, WE DO NOT NEED MORE PROBLEMS ADDED TO THE LIST.
I will never do this to my kids.
If I ever have them.
Which seems unlikely since I am forever alone.
Not that I'm complaining, who needs boys? Not me.
I'm going now...BYE!!!
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